Two grown men crying and babbling incoherently for nine minutes straight (a.k.a. A typical day in the BB9 house)

Aw man. Looks like it might be the last week on Big Brother 9 for my boy James. He's the pink haired ex-gay porn star who strives to one day save the world by riding his bicycle a lot. (If only...) Anyway, James, if they do bring you back for All Stars, maybe try to remember not to break down and sob like a girl next time? YOU ARE ON TV. That would be super.