By teh grace of teh Ceiling Cat

Finally, someone has taken the time to translate the entire Bible into the beautiful language of lolcat. Who knew you could make the Bible both adorable and entertaining? Thanks to B5C for sending me the link. (The "5" stands for "the future.")
And now I will share with you some of my favorite scriptures, John 3:16-21:

16. So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?' 17. Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR! 18. U beleevz him u getz cheezburgrs, but els you get invisibul error. 19. Lytes ar on now heer, but catzes no caer cuz they can see wit no lyte anyway. 20. Invisibul error no liek lyte, him no liek be seed. 21. Good kitteh no skeered of lyte, cuz himz not messin up."

LOL! And here's the 23rd Psalm:

1. Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
He givz me evrithin I need.
2. He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.
3. He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.
4. I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.
5. He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.
6. Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.