This a funny video

A regular, everyday, normal motherf**ker

Yes, again. You know you love it.

My best buddy

If these don't brighten your day...something is seriously wrong with you. And you KNOW you want to leave me some comments because you just can't believe how beautiful she is, how lucky I am, etc. Plus you never leave me comments any more.

Great story about dodgeball, Dax!

Daxflame has a dodgeball strategy and he has given it some thought so just listen. Nobody ever listens to him.

sad kitteh

By teh grace of teh Ceiling Cat

Finally, someone has taken the time to translate the entire Bible into the beautiful language of lolcat. Who knew you could make the Bible both adorable and entertaining? Thanks to B5C for sending me the link. (The "5" stands for "the future.")
And now I will share with you some of my favorite scriptures, John 3:16-21:

16. So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?' 17. Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR! 18. U beleevz him u getz cheezburgrs, but els you get invisibul error. 19. Lytes ar on now heer, but catzes no caer cuz they can see wit no lyte anyway. 20. Invisibul error no liek lyte, him no liek be seed. 21. Good kitteh no skeered of lyte, cuz himz not messin up."

LOL! And here's the 23rd Psalm:

1. Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
He givz me evrithin I need.
2. He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.
3. He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.
4. I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.
5. He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.
6. Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.

Still not getting enough Soup?

Nathaniel's got dance skillz, yo.

Sticky?

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. Please watch this. You will laugh.

Deep thoughts, by Randy Travis

Startin' the year off right

So, I know I'm a few days late, but after some thinking, I've finally made some resolutions, and will I keep them? I'll let ya know.

1-- Potty train the young'un.
2-- Quit smoking. Cigarettes, I mean.

Uh. Ok, that's all I came up with! And I must get back to work now; I can't spend all day thinking about this, jeeeesh. There's not a whole lot I want to change anyway, except the whole diaper-changing thing and buying diapers every other freakin' day and spending like $70 a month on cigarettes. With the money I'm going to save once my resolutions are obtained, maybe I can get cable or something.

I'm posting this video, (a scene from Rent) even though I know it's going to be stuck in my head for days to come. Hey, at least I didn't autoplay it! La vie boheme!