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I got a little excited on Sunday when I found out Amber (a.k.a. Waaaaamber) was up for eviction. I was hoping the little oblivious Jew-hating crybaby might go home before she has a chance to "swear on her daughter's life" ever again. (Her poor daughter!) But Daniele won the veto and saved her dumber-than-a-fifth-grader ass from eviction, so we can look forward to at least one more week of this:

Thanks, CBS!