Kittenz iz cute. I haz alwayz thot dat.

Courtesy of (i.e., stolen from) icanhascheezburger.com.

You quench my heart & quench my mind...

This is a song dedication to the best roommate ever, Karen, who's only my roommate for two more days...I didn't think any apartment would beat our duplex in the red light district of McDonald Street, but living downtown has been f*ing awesome. So why do you have to go and get married?! Just kidding. You know I'm happy for ya. Thanks for always being there...Cam & I love you! Oh, and congrats on the wedding, Mrs. Ronan!

P.S. One more week until the Dave concert!

Waaaamber: America's Next Top Model

I'm apologizing in advance for posting this, because I am aware that nobody (besides me & Karen) really cares, but this girl Amber on Big Brother 8...oh my God, I don't believe anyone is this stupid. A part of me really wants to believe that she is an actor planted in the house by CBS just to annoy the other houseguests. Actually, yeah, that's what I'm going to choose to believe. Nobody can be this dumb...right? Can they?

Miss South Carolina reinforces my theory about South Carolinians

I always knew there was something not quite right about those folks across the 5th Street Bridge. Especially the ones that live out past the gypsy camp. This video (which you've probably already seen; it's even been on CNN, a.k.a. the "news") definitely proves me right. Here's Miss South Carolina...talking about the lack of maps in our classrooms(?),some place called "the Iraq" and um, yeah, just watch.

(I'm kidding, B5C. I couldn't help myself. Not all South Carolinians are idiots...)

Happy Birthday David!

From,
Manda & Cameron
P.S. Wish you were here! We miss you!

Blah blah Big Brother blah blah

I got a little excited on Sunday when I found out Amber (a.k.a. Waaaaamber) was up for eviction. I was hoping the little oblivious Jew-hating crybaby might go home before she has a chance to "swear on her daughter's life" ever again. (Her poor daughter!) But Daniele won the veto and saved her dumber-than-a-fifth-grader ass from eviction, so we can look forward to at least one more week of this:

Thanks, CBS!

Elvis was a huge Elvis fan

This video of Elvis drunk (or high? both?) on stage totally made my morning. Hope it brightens your day as well!

Guess what time it is!

I just got back from vacation, still have a whole day tomorrow to "commune with nature," and Dustin got voted off of Big Brother. Yes! (They have Big Brother in Texas too! And it comes on earlier!) That's all the news I have for today. Oh yeah, and it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! (I know it's old...don't care...)

To riding your bike midday past the three piece suits!

Just taking a minute to post some bike-riding pics...as I sit in this freezing cold office facing another mundane work day, wishing it was Sunday. Why can't every day be Sunday? (*Sigh*) Anyway, hope you enjoy.

Inside glimpse into the world of Nascar strategy

(The secret is: go fast.)

Chocolate Rain. I don't really get it, either.

It's apparently the newest internet sensation. Dramatic chipmunks are, like, so last month.

And don't forget John Mayer's remix on Best Week Ever. (I know...silliness...)

Muppets make everything hilarious.

Even Rob Zombie movies. I think so, anyway.

I am not ashamed!

So I bet you've been wondering what I've been doing lately, since I sure as hell haven't been blogging. Big Brother, baby! Three nights a week. Don't be jealous. A few more weeks and I'll be back to reality. Real reality, I mean.
But, in the meantime, Jen, stop being such a self-obsessed annoyance! Evil Dick, why must you yell all the time? Amber, for god's sake, quit CRYING! Dustin, stop saying you have a girfriend. (They revealed your homosexuality in the first episode, in case you forgot.) And everybody try to be a little nicer to and less suspicious of Eric, because I'm rooting for America's Player. Ok. That's all I had to say.