Ummmm yeah.

I can't even think of a way to introduce this one. I'll just say: I really, really hope this is not real.

The eyes are the groin of the head.

That's what she said.

Coolest "blog" ever

Oh, man, I love unnecessary quotation marks. And, guess what, there is a whole blog dedicated to finding them. I haven't laughed so hard since spaghetti cats. My current faves:

(Not his real name?)

(I also like the dashes between Can-Pass-Germs and Puppy-to-Puppy. Awesome.)

(I can't decipher the code...)