And these are a few of my favorite things!

Who says blog posts have to make sense? Really! No one reads it anyway! Be secrete!
my flower baby

christmas baby

me and the late great

ha, ha

ha, ha, ha

you know you wish you had this squirrel on your blog, too

and LOL

I was really just browsing through my Photobucket album and didn't want to let these pictures go to waste...so enjoy! You can thank me later.

I really am not obsessed with the lolcats...

I know they're stupid but they just crack me up.

"Nowadays, I'm lucky if I can even get a 'k' or 'u 2' "

Online Couple Never Chats Anymore

Seattle-"Sometimes I wonder what I ever saw in his online profile," said Baxter, who couldn't remember the last time she and Tim Siegal really LOLed together.

More stuff to LOL about

I knew it was only a matter of time before Jon LaJoie (performed High as F**k, previous blog post) made another funny video. And here it is. This time, he raps.

My pen!

Speaking of shows that should have never been removed from Comedy Central's broadcasting schedule...remember Kids in the Hall? The flying pig? The head crusher? The Chicken Lady? Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet? I have ten things to do today? Never put salt in your eyes!?!?

LOL!

Anyone know where I can score some Christmas cheer?

T.V. Funhouse was such an offensive and twisted show and I wish it had never gone away. I would totally be watching that instead of I Love New York II and The Hills. Anyway, here's a whole 6 and a half minutes of Robert Smiegel's hilarity. It took me forever to find this video.

I'm so excited (and I just can't hide it)!

Hope everybody had a lovely, wonderful Thanksgiving. I always dread the two and a half hour drive to my grandparents' house in a town which is even more void of character and soldier-infested than my hometown, only to be assailed with questions that I must awkwardly answer without revealing too much about my worldly ways in a Pentecostal preacher's home. And then there's always, "Why don't you ever come visit us?", then all the females do the dishes, followed by the two and a half hour drive home.
This year wasn't so bad. I ate lots of food, had the wonderful company of my beautiful daughter whose conversation I enjoy more than most adults, and just tried not to take things to heart. It was relatively quick and painless.
And might I just say...although I know I mentioned this in the last post...I CANNOT WAIT for Christmas. My mom is coming out from Texas, my brother is coming down from New York and getting married, and it's Cameron's first (real) Christmas. Last year doesn't count because she had no clue what was going on. I'm counting down the days...

Happy Thanksgiving

Sorry I haven't been posting much lately. Just don't seem to get as much free time to post pointless (yet mildly amusing?) crap as I used to, but I'm not complaining. Anyway, I just wanted to take a minute, with the holiday and all, to mention that yes, indeed, I am thankful and truly blessed, and I would be more than happy to tell you why!
Of course I'm thankful for Cameron, my absolute most favorite person EVER...I can't remember, really, what life was like before she existed but I do remember that it SUCKED. I'm thankful that I have not one but two jobs, an apartment, a car, etc. I'm thankful and oh-so-excited that my whole family is going to be in town for Christmas, and my brother is getting married to Rebecca, whom I love like a sister. I'm thankful for my friends. Thankful for my bike and the river and my home's proximity to it. I'm thankful for CourtTV and The Soup and the internets, the blogger, websites about kittens who like cheeseburgers, Dave Matthews Live at Piedmont Park being released on Dec. 7, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Best Week Ever, Ebaums, things to entertain my brain. I'm thankful for an imagination and the means to live vicariously. What else in the world could I possibly need; I've got it all. So there ya go.
Let Christmas begin.

I heart I heart Huckabees

Oh......I love this movie. Look forward to more videos and quotes because there's just so much of it I can't wait to share. Like this clip. "You rock, rock!"

And this one. It's a little longer. Brilliant amazing awesomeness.

What does happen in the meadow at dusk? That's what we existential detectives are trying to figure out.
Oh! And I can't believe I almost forgot this one...

Thanks, B5C. I haven't been this obsessed with a movie in a while.

I luvs dis kitty