What we call "the news"

Funny, funny video and I couldn't agree more. It's just like the time Jon Stewart went on that show and called that guy a d**k for wearing a bow tie...you know what I'm talkin' about, right? If not, you need to pay a little more attention to the videos I post on here; this is important stuff, people. Ummm yeah. Anyway, I'm lovin' this JibJab website, it's going on my list of faves!

What We Call the News | Funny Jokes at JibJab

B5C just wants to dance!

So just click on the arrow and let him dance...you know you wanna...

Thanks, Blogthings website, for letting me know...I wasn't sure...

And to think all this time I thought my life was totally scandalous.

Your Life is Rated PG-13

Your life isn't totally scandalous, but you definitely don't shy away from adult themes!

What is Your Life Rated?

Hey, at least it's not rated G, how lame would that be...

Congrats to the Ronans

Thanks, Keith and Karen, for including me in your big day. We're all officially grownups now. Damn it! Ok, actually it's not all that bad. Being a functioning member of society kind of starts to grow on you after a while... Anyway, congratulations! I know you'll live happily ever after.

P.S. Keith's sister Kelly made this slideshow in case you get confused by the captions...

I have a new hero

And a new favorite song. I wanted to autoplay this one but it's NSFW (blogger speak for he-says-the-f-word) so just click on the arrow and watch it, but not at work unless "work" is a pot-friendly place, like a head shop or a marijuana farm or something? You'll be glad you did. Thanks, bye.

Being smarter than B5C is a great way to earn extra $$$

B5C! You can run but you can't hide...you owe me $5...here's the proof.
Cash or check are fine, but Paypal's probably the easiest (and the quickest). My interest rates are pretty high so you might want to just go ahead and take care of this.

The night that almost killed me

Just taking a second to post some pictures from Karen's bachelorette party, and making a side-note to myself: if some military guy tries to convince you that kahlua and tequila are delicious when combined...just walk away.

The Bachelorette

Again, with her bridesmaids

The Limo

And me, at the end of the night. Ok, this was actually pretty early. Obviously, I can't handle my liquor anymore, but I'm okay with that.

A process, a gift, and a journey

Paris Hilton inspires a power ballad. I didn't know they still made those things. I'm deeply moved...

Some more funny Engrish

Take a chance on Andy

The Office is an hour long this season. Andy is my new favorite character...I love how he is forever bursting into song. If you don't watch this show, you should. And I should know. So there.
And in case you liked that one...here's a whole Andy-singing-montage for ya. Wouldn't life suck without YouTube?

My new job/ The late, great Mitch Hedberg

So...guess what...I'm the new leasing consultant at Walden Glen Apartments! I'm so excited! So now my child and I definitely won't starve and I can keep my kick-ass apartment in the woods. *SIGH OF RELIEF* Ok, that's all I wanted to say. And here's a funny video to watch. Later!