Anyone know where I can find a Pet bottle to make some yarn?

Stole this from Engrish.com. (Funny website; you should click the link.)

Hey, isn't that...Wyatt Earp?!

Just have to post this trailer of Deathproof, which I finally saw, which was, for lack of a more appropriate adjective, TEH AWESOMEST. (Yes, TEH.) Thanks, B5C, for bringing it over. Kurt Russell reciting Robert Frost was my favorite part. See, it is cool to memorize and recite poetry, I told you! Anyway, great movie. Put it on your Netflix queue, people.

Kid Nation: Exploitation? Nah. How about MY NEW FAVORITE REALITY SHOW?!

I was a little skeptical of this show from the previews...I was just thinking what kind of parents would let their kids... but then I watched it, and I decided who cares? It's not really my job to worry about that stuff, but it is my job (as an American) to watch TV and I don't have cable any more so the choices are limited, ya'll. (LOL?) Anyway, seriously, these kids are too cute. The only part that really disturbs me is that one day they'll all inevitably grow up to be damaged, jaded adults like the rest of us. Their innocence is the most refreshing thing I've seen on TV in a long time. I mean, the worst thing anyone has done so far is graffiti another team's sleeping quarters WITH CHALK. Ah, kids. I wish I could be one again. But anyway, here's Sophia. Check out her awesome dance moves.

I gotta have more cowbell.

Funniest SNL sketch ever. Just trying to make you LOL.

Meet Conan!

Mah nu kitteh. And I think he wants a cheeseburgah.

Goodbye Big Brother, Hello The Office!!

My speakers somehow became disconnected on this stupid computer and I have not the time nor the patience to move the big huge desk and try to figure out which wire in the nest of wires will reconnect them, SO I don't actually know what this video is about, but I have no doubt in my mind that it is funny and that you will enjoy it. K bye.

Damn you stupid Donatos. Bastards.

Well, Big Brother 8 is over (or might as well be)...and the father-daughter team that I so hoped would fail somehow triumphed. Ah well. I'll never get back any of those Sunday/Tuesday/Thursday nights of my life so I might as well just embrace it, right? It's all your fault, Eric! You screwed the whole thing up. And don't blame it on America, either. Whatever!
I'll have to say I'm a little intrigued about what's going to happen to Amber when she gets out and has to answer to the Jews that she bashed under her breath (but on camera!) to Jameka. I wonder if Gangsta God will be there to protect her...

Celebrate we did, cause life is short but sweet for certain...

Saturday we saw Dave at Piedmont Park in Atlanta. I can truthfully say it was the best concert of my life so far. I couldn't even begin to describe it, but from "Two Step" (2nd song he played!) to the "All Along the Watchtower" encore, it was AMAZING! Here's Dave joining the Allman Brothers for some "Melissa." I'm that little speck in the crowd drunkenly dancing her ass off. I should have some pics to post in a day or two.

OMG, a Hello Kitty wedding at the airport.

What the f**k?!! And why does the groom look so confused?