"The Sinner"

To my big brother David: this is my favorite of all your new paintings. I remember you telling me about it, the Michelin tires. It is magnificent! (And I hardly ever use the word "magnificent!") Just wanted to tell you that. (And I miss you guys!)

(See more brilliant artwork by my brother here: tdaviddowns.com)

Because we all love to hate "I Love New York"

Well, I wanted to post something from "The Soup" and this was the funniest clip I found. And it has Spanish subtitles, yea! (Be sure to watch until the end, where New York ashes her cigarette all over herself; it's lovely.)

By the way! I LOVE JOEL MCHALE. My Friday nights would be so boring, unfunny and meaningless without him.

The most dramatic moment ever caught on film.

To the two or three people that read this blog: I know I haven't been posting much lately, and I'm sorry! I've been busy, tired, distracted, etc. But I'm going to try harder and be more creative. Starting tomorrow. Today I'm going to be lazy and post this 5-second video featuring a gerbil or something. Thanks for reading, though, and stay tuned. Ya'll are my favs.

Ha, ha.

Hillary promises new jobs (and atrocious spelling)!

Shananigans!

Well, it's been a hell of a long, drawn-out, consistently busy but still somehow ruthlessly bleak and depressing week, so let's cheer ourselves up by watching a couple of hilariously stupid scenes from Super Troopers. Meow.

Because I ♥ you, Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart on Crossfire, pleading with the media to stop destroying our country. Because this is my blog and I can post what I want and hardly anybody reads this thing, anyway. :)

Ben, you are not alone

I know I was just about the last person on earth to finally see Borat, but when I finally watched it, the whole thing seemed oddly familiar and deja-vu-like. This was due to the fact that my friend Ben has the whole thing memorized and finds quotes from Borat relevant to just about any situation that may arise. Apparently, he's not the only one out there with this disorder and I just wanted to make sure that he knows that.

Remember, the first step is admitting that you have a problem.