Happy 11 months (or whatever excuse I can use to post a Cameron slideshow), Cameron!

Happy 11 months to Cameron! Actually, it was a few days ago but oh well. 26 days until she's one! Enjoy a slideshow of the most beautiful baby (ever!) who has now transformed into a walking, talking, human being. And still the cutest ever, if I might add.

Can I go home now?

Meet Superman!! I mean, uh, Daxflame.

Meet Dax (if you haven't already). He's (kind of) famous on a little site called Youtube. Actually, his name is Bernice, but (I guess?) somewhere along the line he renamed himself and he wants you to call him "Daxflame." All you really need to know is: his mom is an idiot!, he wishes that he was this cool guy named Jacob, and he has a crush on this girl Sophia.

My favorite memory of Daxflame is the time he wore his Superman costume to school on the wrong day. (Gasp! And what's up with the clip-on earrings?) This kind of stuff only happens to Dax. ("It's like Fridays are cursed or something!") Here's the "before" video:


Keep watching, it gets better. Here's the "after" (which Dax titled "Humiliation"):

Okay, okay. So obviously it's fake. Nobody who was this much of a loser would make videos that made himself look like this much of a loser. But it's funny, and I think this kid's an awesome actor, and yes, this is my idea of entertainment...watching a (pre?)teen boy embarrass himself over and over again! I'm a subscriber, along with 18,436 others.
What about you? Let Daxflame help you kill some time at work?

Yummier than MySpace!

Okay, so today's the day I finally start posting things on my blog. Gotta have my own little piece of the internet or I'm socially inept, right? I hope you read it. I'll try my best to keep it relevant and grammatically error-free. Just don't expect me to be, like, witty all the time and stuff, k?